Can anyone tell me how...

Can anyone tell me a way I can enter a sort of counter on my bio. Like a link with a number by it saying how many people have clicked it?

Also, what's the code for wordy links? And how do you link pictures?

Your technophobe friend,

Rach

Okay so maybe I'll post something little....

Yup, I know I said I'd calm down on the fic, but this drabble has been in my head trying to get out since Monday night.

Title: One and One and One and One
Pairing/s: M/W/P/P, pretty much
Summary: One and one and one and one do not make four, they simply make one and one and one and one.
Rating: PG 13/R
Words: 100
Notes: The 'one and one and one and one' thing comes from 'The Handmaid's Tale' by Margaret Attwood, which is utterly amazing.

( One and One and One and One )