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snegurochka_lee:
The Plotbunny-generating meme
Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Okay:
1 Harry Potter
2 Regulus Black
3 Andromeda Tonks
4 Percy Weasley
5 Albus Dumbledore
6 Remus Lupin
7 Dobby
8 Severus Snape
9 Poppy Pomfrey
10 Cornelius Fudge
11 Draco Malfoy
12 Horace Slughorn
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Lupin/Draco.
I have seen it in the background of loads of fics, but generally feel pretty meh about it and wouldn't seek it out.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Percy Weasley.
Well, a month and a week ago I'd have said no, not at all. Now.. kinda *hides*
Also, the bloke who plays him (Chris Rankin? I may have made that up) is hot when his hair is all mussed.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Slughorn got Snape pregnant.
I think I would have to wash my brain out. Eeww. (Although my brain has already provided a plot for it. I need help).
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Poppy Pomfrey.
No, I can't. I cannot think of a single Pomfrey fic I've read. Go me!
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Regulus and Remus?
Well, it would be nice and aliterative. And could have loads of angst with Sirius, and Reggie becoming a DE so, yes, in that I would read it :P
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dumbledore/Pomfrey or Dumbledore/Fudge.
Is it wrong I can think of plots right away for both of those? But Dumbledore/Pomfrey would make a better couple.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dobby walks in on Regulus and Slughorn having sex?
He would blush and apologise and leave very quickly. But I can't think of a way to get them all in the same place (don't worry, I wouldn't actually write it). Hang on a second- what if Dobby had been the Black family elf, but then went with Cissy when she got married and- right. Not thinking about it. Eeew.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Andromeda/Fudge
When the truth comes out about her estranged sister's Death Eater dealings Andromeda will do anything that could keep her from the Dementor's kiss, even sleep with Cornelius Fudge.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry/Snape fluff? Loads of it. I read some yesterday, in fact!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Dobby/Slughorn.
I am not going there. Just... no.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Percy to deflower Harry?
A late night confession when Harry goes to the ministry to find out about horcruxes.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dobby slash? God I hope not.
Although having said that, I nearly wrote Dobby/Kreacher slash, and I'd want you to read that if I did :P
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Andromeda Tonks? Um.. dunno. I had never even really thought of the idea of writing an Andromeda hetfic.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Draco Malfoy?rayvyn2k has. For the group fic guernica_shaw and snegurochka_lee have.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Regulus/Percy/Dumbledore. I would seriously worry if any of them did. Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fudge?
I think my brain just melted when I tried to think of something. Just... no.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Snape. Damned if I know, I've spent the past 9 months trying to work out what to get him to sing at kareoke, let along find a songfic song. Maybe 'Have You Ever' by offspring, because that's Snape-y in my head.
Or a song that's already about Snape, just to make it easy.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Lupin/Slughorn
Threesome, voyeurism, mild drug use, cowboy boots, cross-dressing.
Oh yeah!
*hides*
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Regulus on Fudge?
If you want to defeat the Dark Lord then come with me and I'll show you how!
Also, eww. On top of that, just got a theory- could Regulus get an inferi to make him drink in the cave? Would that work, because an inferi would not be detected as another wizard? Am I just being affected by this meme?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Dumbledore? Umm... I seem to remembereverettscott did something involving Snape, Dumbledore and fluffy slippers a while back, but that's the only thing I can think of. Correct me if you know I'm wrong and I'm just suppressing it.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Lupin? Ambiguously evil greasy gits, duh. Or making Tonks turn into her cousin when they have sex. Or, you know, making Tonks turn into an ambiguously evil greasy git when they have sex.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Draco/Pomfrey. If they were drunk yes.
Also, if they were sober, but Poppy got her matron-dominatrix kink on while Draco was recovering from something and didn't mean to let it get him so hot, but it did and then all my friends abondoned me because I scare them.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Andromeda/Dobby.
Andromeda would so top!
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Pomfrey a happy relationship until Pomfrey suddenly runs off with Percy. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Draco and a brief unhappy affair with Slughorn, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with Andromeda Tonks.
That is wrong on so many levels. Although the Draco bit and wise advice from Dumbledore (His portrait can be wise too, right?) fit.
I would call it... 'Toils of the Heart' or something equally soap opera-esque. Because really, that is definately soap opera-esque.
And I really don't think I can think of anyone who would read, or write that. Thankfully.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Dobby/Snape
Like gouging my eyes out.
And thus ends an exersize in me showing you just how strange I really am. But not totally, I could have gone further.
*uses luna icon*
snegurochka_lee:The Plotbunny-generating meme
Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Okay:
1 Harry Potter
2 Regulus Black
3 Andromeda Tonks
4 Percy Weasley
5 Albus Dumbledore
6 Remus Lupin
7 Dobby
8 Severus Snape
9 Poppy Pomfrey
10 Cornelius Fudge
11 Draco Malfoy
12 Horace Slughorn
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Lupin/Draco.
I have seen it in the background of loads of fics, but generally feel pretty meh about it and wouldn't seek it out.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Percy Weasley.
Well, a month and a week ago I'd have said no, not at all. Now.. kinda *hides*
Also, the bloke who plays him (Chris Rankin? I may have made that up) is hot when his hair is all mussed.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Slughorn got Snape pregnant.
I think I would have to wash my brain out. Eeww. (Although my brain has already provided a plot for it. I need help).
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Poppy Pomfrey.
No, I can't. I cannot think of a single Pomfrey fic I've read. Go me!
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Regulus and Remus?
Well, it would be nice and aliterative. And could have loads of angst with Sirius, and Reggie becoming a DE so, yes, in that I would read it :P
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dumbledore/Pomfrey or Dumbledore/Fudge.
Is it wrong I can think of plots right away for both of those? But Dumbledore/Pomfrey would make a better couple.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dobby walks in on Regulus and Slughorn having sex?
He would blush and apologise and leave very quickly. But I can't think of a way to get them all in the same place (don't worry, I wouldn't actually write it). Hang on a second- what if Dobby had been the Black family elf, but then went with Cissy when she got married and- right. Not thinking about it. Eeew.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Andromeda/Fudge
When the truth comes out about her estranged sister's Death Eater dealings Andromeda will do anything that could keep her from the Dementor's kiss, even sleep with Cornelius Fudge.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry/Snape fluff? Loads of it. I read some yesterday, in fact!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Dobby/Slughorn.
I am not going there. Just... no.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Percy to deflower Harry?
A late night confession when Harry goes to the ministry to find out about horcruxes.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dobby slash? God I hope not.
Although having said that, I nearly wrote Dobby/Kreacher slash, and I'd want you to read that if I did :P
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Andromeda Tonks? Um.. dunno. I had never even really thought of the idea of writing an Andromeda hetfic.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Draco Malfoy?
rayvyn2k has. For the group fic guernica_shaw and snegurochka_lee have.Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Regulus/Percy/Dumbledore. I would seriously worry if any of them did. Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fudge?
I think my brain just melted when I tried to think of something. Just... no.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Snape. Damned if I know, I've spent the past 9 months trying to work out what to get him to sing at kareoke, let along find a songfic song. Maybe 'Have You Ever' by offspring, because that's Snape-y in my head.
Or a song that's already about Snape, just to make it easy.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Lupin/Slughorn
Threesome, voyeurism, mild drug use, cowboy boots, cross-dressing.
Oh yeah!
*hides*
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Regulus on Fudge?
If you want to defeat the Dark Lord then come with me and I'll show you how!
Also, eww. On top of that, just got a theory- could Regulus get an inferi to make him drink in the cave? Would that work, because an inferi would not be detected as another wizard? Am I just being affected by this meme?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Dumbledore? Umm... I seem to remember
everettscott did something involving Snape, Dumbledore and fluffy slippers a while back, but that's the only thing I can think of. Correct me if you know I'm wrong and I'm just suppressing it.What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Lupin? Ambiguously evil greasy gits, duh. Or making Tonks turn into her cousin when they have sex. Or, you know, making Tonks turn into an ambiguously evil greasy git when they have sex.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Draco/Pomfrey. If they were drunk yes.
Also, if they were sober, but Poppy got her matron-dominatrix kink on while Draco was recovering from something and didn't mean to let it get him so hot, but it did and then all my friends abondoned me because I scare them.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Andromeda/Dobby.
Andromeda would so top!
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Pomfrey a happy relationship until Pomfrey suddenly runs off with Percy. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Draco and a brief unhappy affair with Slughorn, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with Andromeda Tonks.
That is wrong on so many levels. Although the Draco bit and wise advice from Dumbledore (His portrait can be wise too, right?) fit.
I would call it... 'Toils of the Heart' or something equally soap opera-esque. Because really, that is definately soap opera-esque.
And I really don't think I can think of anyone who would read, or write that. Thankfully.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Dobby/Snape
Like gouging my eyes out.
And thus ends an exersize in me showing you just how strange I really am. But not totally, I could have gone further.
*uses luna icon*