I'm Very Drunk

[januarium]

Hello.

I've been attempting to read posts and answer thoughtfully and coherently, but I have a problem.

I'm drunk!

All I can think to say is:

PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And omgnarniainsestsohottttt!

And Keira Knightley= not so hot, but would look fucking amazing sucking cock!

This has been an insight into my mind.

Thank you, and good night.

P.S. Sorry, I know I annoy some of you and you wish I'd die, especially my my stupid short incoherent posts, but there you go.

P.P.S. Any fics best read drunk?

P.P.P.S. If my spelling in this is okay I shouls be worshipped. But it feels unlikely.

ETA: I just took ages trying to spell 'omgtehpron' right for my interests.

Comments

[rayvyn2k.livejournal.com]

OMG R, you are cracking my shit up right now. So, I'm going to do something I very rarely do...give you a fic rec! (applause)

One of my favorite omgitissopornygood fics is Mission I: Get Hermione Laid (http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=583) by Fervesco. I love the slow, hot build up during the poker game and how Hermione gets the best of all three gents, Lupin, Sirius and Snape.

It's one of the few on my favorites list, and I read it often. Ahem.

Have I told you lately how much I adore you?? *snogs*

[daireen.livejournal.com]

It's written so incredibly OOC that my teeth hurt. And I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMGZ SQUEE!!!!! ;)

PWP rules my world.

[rayvyn2k.livejournal.com]

But it's got Snape smoking, (which is so friggin' hot) and a bashful but lustful Lupin...not to mention Sirius back from the dead and egging everyone on.

Love it. :) PWP is the best.

[dora-the-nymph.livejournal.com]

Hee, I adore that fic and would in fact probably rec it to a drunk someone too. I read that back in my 'oh, I'll read everything on Lord and Lady Snape (Ashwinder now? I think, too drunk to know)' stange.

*snogs back*

Much love.

[rayvyn2k.livejournal.com]

Yep, it is now Ashwinder. And I should have known that you'd already read it. :)

[dora-the-nymph.livejournal.com]

I worked that out after I posted, i was just at memory loss type stage then :P

And I haven't read much recent fic at all, S/Hr wise. Or any wise, but what I have been reading has tended towards teh slash.