The Nympherie

Whoa.

I want what -you're- having. With a side of tabasco sauce.

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That would be:

Vodka

Smirnoff ice to wash out the taste.

Sadly, this is how I think when I'm sober, I just wouldn't really write it down.

I saw narnia on a date last night and all I could think was how hot Susan/Peter would be, or Tumnus fucking 16-20yearold!Lucy would be.

I shouldn't answer comments drunk.

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OMG you weren't the only one to see Tumnus/Lucy then? :D

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Hot damn, now I HAVE to see this flick!! (as if I didn't already have a bajillion reasons for wanting to..)

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It's OMG so good. All the reviews I'm now seeing are ripping it to pieces and it's unjustified in my opion :D

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From the (admittedly) few I've read, it strikes me as "These effects guys did LOTR but Narnia isn't Middle Earth so therefore it sucks and your mom wears combat boots."

It's very "apples suck cuz they're not oranges"-type thinking to me.

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There were some very LotR esque type shots and the battle was shot very similarly to Lot and of course the scenery was still the same. But some of the reviews were going OMG THERE'S RELIGIOUS PARALLELS - well duh and it could have been been a lot more heavy handed and it's for little kids -and you're surprised by what exactly?

I think they're trying to make a story out of nothing.

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You know, there was a battle scene that looked straight form LotR to me, and you could tell it was the same effects. But I adore Narnia and this adaptation, so I reccommend seeing it if you are a Narnia fan, or just like a good film.

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The New York Times gave it a positive review, if that means anything.

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Well that's good :D

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Yayes, someone else saw it. I so wanted to say something, but figured 'boyfriend' might not appreciate it.

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SOd him. If he says anything, threaten to takne to see the next HP film with fandom. :D

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*laughs*

I so should. He is a total bi perve, but not a Potter freak (I knew he was okay when he withstood 2 hours of t00bage squeeing and potter squeeing).

And I was saying 'Yay! Snarry!' yesterday and scared him. So I think he could probably withstand the power of fandom.

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Draw him in. Bring him over to the dark side ;)

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I'm trying to do it slowly. I told him there was a joke in OotP he would find funny in an attempt to make he read it. He liekly will because it is 50% of my convo. anyway eventually.

Amd The dark side rocks.

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OMG R, you are cracking my shit up right now. So, I'm going to do something I very rarely do...give you a fic rec! (applause)

One of my favorite omgitissopornygood fics is Mission I: Get Hermione Laid (http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=583) by Fervesco. I love the slow, hot build up during the poker game and how Hermione gets the best of all three gents, Lupin, Sirius and Snape.

It's one of the few on my favorites list, and I read it often. Ahem.

Have I told you lately how much I adore you?? *snogs*

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It's written so incredibly OOC that my teeth hurt. And I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMGZ SQUEE!!!!! ;)

PWP rules my world.

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But it's got Snape smoking, (which is so friggin' hot) and a bashful but lustful Lupin...not to mention Sirius back from the dead and egging everyone on.

Love it. :) PWP is the best.

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Hee, I adore that fic and would in fact probably rec it to a drunk someone too. I read that back in my 'oh, I'll read everything on Lord and Lady Snape (Ashwinder now? I think, too drunk to know)' stange.

*snogs back*

Much love.

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Yep, it is now Ashwinder. And I should have known that you'd already read it. :)

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I worked that out after I posted, i was just at memory loss type stage then :P

And I haven't read much recent fic at all, S/Hr wise. Or any wise, but what I have been reading has tended towards teh slash.

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snegurochka_lee

Happy Friday Night, party girl! :) Why do I get tagged for this?! It's the Keira comment, isn't it? Okay: I adore her. She is so hot. Mm. But you're right, she would also look good sucking cock. *combusts*

Drunk!fic? I quite enjoyed this one whilst drunk last month:

Dumbledore's Dirty Secret, by

cruisedirector. Or anything in the Enormous Penis universe, linked there. Super hilarious. :)

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Hee, I started to read that before, but then swomeone was throwing up and I was the 'sober one' and had to look after her.

Having drunk way more then her.

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Also, toltally scared me and Keira is name of someone who is here and I thought I'd been very rl in this then realised. And I simply love boobs, which is part of my lack of attraction to Knightly. But dear god, those lips on a cock? OMG!

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snegurochka_lee

Get the bf to read A Straight Dude's Guide to Brokeback Mountain. :))

And because of your Keira love, I had to go and watch Bend it Like Beckham again last night. YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT HER LIPS OMG! But you know who else has lips that should suck cock?

Yep. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Oh yeah. :)

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Hee, that thing totally rocks. Although I'll point out, my boy isn't straight. He is in fact, more into 'Adorable Jake' then I am. Which is fun.

And omgJRM yes! Totally?

Have you seen Velvet Goldmine? *drools* If not, you very much should.

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snegurochka_lee

Of course I've seen it! I own two copies! :)

*runs off to watch for 100th time, now that you mention it*

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mongoluehring.livejournal.com

Actually, you SHOULD post and make comments more often when you're drunk. I don't know when I've laughed more. *loves Rach*

Hope you don't end up with a hangover tomorrow, sweetie.

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*huggles and loves*

That's sweet, glad I made you laugh, Dooooooooooona.

And I hope I don't have a hangover, too.

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aramintasnape.livejournal.com

LOL! Why don't I ever get drunk anymore??

Oh yeah, because I get stonking migraines after only one glass of wine. And I have to get up early for small people!

Have fun!!!! ;)

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