I'm Very Drunk

[januarium]

Hello.

I've been attempting to read posts and answer thoughtfully and coherently, but I have a problem.

I'm drunk!

All I can think to say is:

PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And omgnarniainsestsohottttt!

And Keira Knightley= not so hot, but would look fucking amazing sucking cock!

This has been an insight into my mind.

Thank you, and good night.

P.S. Sorry, I know I annoy some of you and you wish I'd die, especially my my stupid short incoherent posts, but there you go.

P.P.S. Any fics best read drunk?

P.P.P.S. If my spelling in this is okay I shouls be worshipped. But it feels unlikely.

ETA: I just took ages trying to spell 'omgtehpron' right for my interests.

Comments

[dora-the-nymph.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to do it slowly. I told him there was a joke in OotP he would find funny in an attempt to make he read it. He liekly will because it is 50% of my convo. anyway eventually.

Amd The dark side rocks.