I'm Very Drunk

[januarium]

Hello.

I've been attempting to read posts and answer thoughtfully and coherently, but I have a problem.

I'm drunk!

All I can think to say is:

PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And omgnarniainsestsohottttt!

And Keira Knightley= not so hot, but would look fucking amazing sucking cock!

This has been an insight into my mind.

Thank you, and good night.

P.S. Sorry, I know I annoy some of you and you wish I'd die, especially my my stupid short incoherent posts, but there you go.

P.P.S. Any fics best read drunk?

P.P.P.S. If my spelling in this is okay I shouls be worshipped. But it feels unlikely.

ETA: I just took ages trying to spell 'omgtehpron' right for my interests.

Comments

[daireen.livejournal.com]

Whoa.

I want what -you're- having. With a side of tabasco sauce.

[rayvyn2k.livejournal.com]

OMG R, you are cracking my shit up right now. So, I'm going to do something I very rarely do...give you a fic rec! (applause)

One of my favorite omgitissopornygood fics is Mission I: Get Hermione Laid (http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=583) by Fervesco. I love the slow, hot build up during the poker game and how Hermione gets the best of all three gents, Lupin, Sirius and Snape.

It's one of the few on my favorites list, and I read it often. Ahem.

Have I told you lately how much I adore you?? *snogs*

[snegurochka_lee]

Happy Friday Night, party girl! :) Why do I get tagged for this?! It's the Keira comment, isn't it? Okay: I adore her. She is so hot. Mm. But you're right, she would also look good sucking cock. *combusts*

Drunk!fic? I quite enjoyed this one whilst drunk last month:

Dumbledore's Dirty Secret, by cruisedirector. Or anything in the Enormous Penis universe, linked there. Super hilarious. :)

[mongoluehring.livejournal.com]

Actually, you SHOULD post and make comments more often when you're drunk. I don't know when I've laughed more. *loves Rach*

Hope you don't end up with a hangover tomorrow, sweetie.

[aramintasnape.livejournal.com]

LOL! Why don't I ever get drunk anymore??

Oh yeah, because I get stonking migraines after only one glass of wine. And I have to get up early for small people!

Have fun!!!! ;)